Friday, January 30, 2009

The Monkey's Disgrace


Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they are said to be
Said one to the others, "Now listen, you two,
there's a rumor around that can't be true
"That man descended from our noble race
"The very idea is a great disgrace.
"No monkey has ever deserted his wife
"Starved her babies and ruined her life
"And you've never known a mother monk
"To leave her babies with others to bunk
"Or pass from one on to another
"Till they scarcely knew who is their mother.
"Here's another thing a monkey won't do
"Go out at night and get on a stew
"Or use a gun or club or knife
"To take some other monkey's life
"Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss
"But, brother, he didn't descend from us."

1 comment:

cl said...

This week is the 200th celebration of Darwin's birthday...

News Item:

This morning a zoo keeper was astounded to enter the chimpanzee enclosure at the city zoo. He found a chimp holding the Bible opened to Genesis in one hand and a copy of Darwin's 'Evolution of Species' in the other...and he heard the chimp whispering to another, 'Am I my keeper's brother?'

:)