Thursday, August 12, 2010

You know it is humid when........

1) you get out of the car and think you have suffered a stroke because you can't see and then realize your glasses are fogged

2) you get a new envelope from the box and it is already sealed shut

3) any crunchy food in packages, is soft as soon as the air hits it

4) all you have to do is run your fingers through your hair and it stands up, forget the hair gel

5) LaVern's M&M's melted in my hand before I got them to my mouth

6) you dread every time the dogs have to take a pee and you have to open the door

7) you thought you just got out of the shower but realize that was hours earlier

8) the car's windshield wipers won't keep the moisture off

9) you give your significant other a hug and your arms stick together

10) you think you watered the garden because the ground is so wet

11) sleeping naked is for a reason other than sex

1 comment:

Melinda said...

So true! On days like these I am so glad I'm not Amish - long black skirts, long sleeves, head coverings and cooking on a wood stove?!