Monday, September 5, 2011

The Twenty-Third Pound

My appetite is my shepherd.
I shall always want.
It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of "Burger King" for a whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, tho I knoweth I gaineth,
I will not stop eating for the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and cookies,
they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me,
it excites me, for I
Knoweth that, soon I shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously,
my clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and excess weight
shall follow me all the days
of my life and
I will be fat forever.

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